The seat of a wooden stool is about the same size as my face. I know this because Lynn introduced us. My nose will never be the same. Thankfully, I passed out from the impact, and slept through the initial shock and pain.

Sorry BeeGee, will never do this again... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
But I thought you were some kind of evil monster!