Stop me when I get close

dagon hatchelings or half dragons, pixies, fairies ,Wererat, talking animals, Griffins, Mermaids or Mermans ,beholders, goblins, gremlins, great spiders, Hobgoblins, Smurfs,Uruk-hai, talking monkeys.. or perhaps the weirdest people of all... Humans

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!