"Good evening, everyone. Does everyone speak english? I can't wait to hear the voices behind the words I've been reading on the forums. I'm BeeGee, by the way." I pointed to my nametag.
Oops! In my haste to get to the buffet, I must have written it upside down. Boy, do I feel embarassed. I quickly try to divert everyone's attention from my ridiculous nametag, by saying "I need another drink. Can I get anyone something from the bar?"
