I was minding my own business, trying to help revive our sleeping comrades, when suddenly my right ear caught on fire!
I panicked. I ran around in circles, hitting my ear with my hand (complete with a thumb and three fingers). By the time I put the flames out, I realized that I had been running in circles approximately one meter above the ground.
"I can fly!" I yelped.
I had the sudden urge to do a back sumersault flip in mid-air. It worked! This was better than swimming upside down under water. I wondered if I could do anything else magical.
That's when I got a case of the hiccups. As everyone around me pointed and laughed, my hiccups got worse and worse until ... "Poof!" I disappeared.