I took the head patting the way it was intended, even though the lump on my head complained loudly.

That trouble dealt with, I decided to return to the cave and see how Kiya's rescue was progressing. As I stepped into the mouth of the cave, however, I was knocked flat on my back by JVB as he lurched out of the cave following a loud [color:"yellow"]"Pop!"[/color]

He had a mixture of expressions on his face, but I couldn't waste time deciding what they all meant, because I was too busy staring at two things:
  1. DQueene held a belt in her hand as she dangled in Nero's arms at the edge of the pit, and
  2. JVB's trousers were tangled around his ankles as he was trying to run out of the cave.

Needless to say, I burst out laughing (the only possible civilized response to the situation) and turned yellow with green splotches out of sympathy for JVB.


-- BG