"Cmon Viper! We're leaving!" I beckoned him forward. He still seemed fairly strong despite his injuries. We motioned forward to the barrier, closed our eyes and passed through as before. The orcs were just looking at us, almost entranced. "Maybe kiya has reached the shaman" I commented to Viper, he murmored an agreement.
We needed to travel fast to catch the rest of the party. "Wait there Viper.." I motioned to him as I pulled my cloak over my head, making myself one with the night. We needed transport, and that meant one thing...a mount. I hunted the night for a while, looking for something, anything to fill this purpose. Then suddenly there it was, snoring in the moonlight. "hmmm, that boar is just my height" I mused to myself.
Making no sound, I approached from behind and lept onto its back. Nothing, not even a squeal. "Hyah! Cmon piggie lets ride!" I yelled. It just snored....
"Right, this is either something of use or a bacon sandwich.." I muttered. I unsheathed my knife and jabbed it in the butt. "Wreeeeek!" It screamed and leapt to its feet.
"Nooooooooo! This way" I yelled, holding on for dear life...


" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin