I'm afraid even kidnapping or polymorphing won't make me talk because I have been soul forged with a death knight (should have read the small print on the contract <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />) who has instructions to kill me if I so much as look the wrong way at the forum!
But I'm not going to disappear forever and yes Alrik, I do and will continue to read the suggestions threads! After all, up until about two months ago I still posted in them myself! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Sooo... what does the Death Knight do when you go on a date? Does he tag along and play the lamppost? After all, he can't stay too far away from you, right?
And finally, how is he coping with modern civilisation? I hope the cars and planes don't bother him too much. And I suspect he doesn't like television too much, hmm?
And wait: if he kills you, then won't he die too?
