"Huh? What's going on?" I snapped up from my work. I had apparently been busy for at least a day. I saw the group members returning one by one to the campfire. Kiya had brought an 8-foot tall Orc! What the hell was going on here? Apparently he was some kind of emmisary. I chatted with JVB and Jolie for a while about the monster they had fought. There was a chimera roaming the woods eh? "Great...." I thought to myself. Meatloaf was amusing himself snuffling for food so decided to wander over to see the fairy-type creature that had 'materialised' sometime last night by the campfire. The orc had piled a massive stock of wood onto the fire. At least he was useful for something....

I tried to speak to the fairy but she didn't speak any common tongue that I recognised. Anyway, I sat down with the rest of the group to try to figure out where we could go next. Jurak had hunted some rabbits and had cooked them. As I chewed on one I thanked him. I couldn't beleive an Orc could be so civilised! For some reason he wanted to be a rabbit. He kept eating the brains to try and think like one....

There was a ghastly roar in the distance. "That chimera may be getting closer..." I said. I looked at JVB, "maybe I should make you a new sword matey!" I said grinning, "or at least one that doesn't talk back to you!"


" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin