What was in that chicken meat?
Oh my aching warts!!
Shaking off the effects from the chicken, Jurak rubbed his bulging, bloodshot, eyeballs, stretched and then set about looking in his book for the last of the unrecognizable words in the letter.
As soon as the orc heard DQueene mention the name Aloicious, he jumped up and started doing the funniest Orc jig you've probably never seen, he was jumping up and down sooo hard, that the leaves from the nearby trees were shaking loose and fluttering to the ground!
[color:"#33cc#33"] thats it!, thats it!, i'm finished, oh thank you DQueene![/color]
and with that he hopped right over to DQueene's side, grabbed her and planted a big sloppy kiss on her cheek! Which she wiped off forthwith, and an affecionate grunt towards the overzealous Orc!
[color:"#33cc33"]Is that a co-inky-dink or what...,(coincidence, is just too hard for an orc to iterate )if you had not remembered your long forgotten scroll, Jurak would still be bookworm! No wonder word not in book, not word........name! It's all starting to make sense now. This letter handwritten in ancient orc heiroglyphs, hard to translate but...[/color]
he hesitated,
[color:"#33cc33"]it is a map, a place far to the west, an old volcanic island, surrounded by several smaller islands, we will need a sturdy ship for our voyage!The ocean is three days journey and Jolie's town is one day, I propose that we go to Jolie's town first,for it is urgent we find out who is behind the slaughter, and from there we can equip our group with supplies from town and possibly find a reliable shipbuilder of sorts. Nothing too fancy, for we have not much gold, we will need to sell whatever we don't need for supplies and food! We must travel light, and fast![/color]
Just then a conspicuous flock of big black birds flew overhead making the most ungodly ruckus,, it almost sounded as if they were laughing...
Everyone looked dumbfounded,
all except Jolie, oblivious to the birds,
he was smiling a very evil grin.........

Last edited by Jurak; 29/05/03 07:25 AM.

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