the door to the inn crashed open, and in staggerd a... person. looking closer, i could've sworn it was a beardless dwarf, but what dwarf would ever shave it's precious beard?
the... dwarf-thing... winked at me and ordered the biggest beer i could posiibly provide. by the seven seas, i need to hurry up and get back on the ocean. of course, the only reason i'm working in this bilgehole is to make enough money to by a new boat. although, stealing patron's purses has helped quite a bit. well, serves me right for letting a cabin boy steer.
oh yeah, the beer. i wandered off to get it.
