[color:"00cccc"]they continued drinking the bottle until the contents were long gone,
and they were "three sheets to the wind", feeling about as smart as a sack of hammers!
The two sat there and told stories back and forth,some good some bad.....
....some understandable and others a slurred mess,
into the wee hours of the morning, laughing at each others stories, [/color]
[color:"#33cc33"] Hey furry friend,did i ever tell ya
about the so-called slayer, and his demise?[/color]
[color:"#00cccc"]the ever inquisitive wombles eyes widened.......no he said,
and jurak continued,[/color]
[color:"#33cc33"] When i was a itty bitty baby orc,
and my momma used to rock me in the cradle,
back in the old cotton fields, back home,
there was a evil slayer with a bad case of verbal diarrhoea,
he ran throughout the land slandering and bothering the good people,
and making them sick, so the people decided to ostracize
the foul creature, if he did not change his ways,
he would be banished from the town and ostracized from the land,
so my fear is this [/color]
[color:"#00cccc"]the orc looked deep into his friends eyes, stared and said,[/color]
[color:"#33cc33"]i fear that he will find his way to this place
and try to ruin all he touches with his fingers,
for if he does that.......
[/color][color:"#00cccc"] the orc continued,[/color]
[color:"#33cc33"] i would be forced to use the "prolix attack"
to get rid of the pesky bugger, an assault soooo bad,
monster turns tail, and holding his ears tightly ............
usually dissapears![/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
[color:"#00cccc"]whaddya mean "usually" big buddy? said the womble to the orc, [/color]
[color:"#33cc33"]don't know really, it's never been tested, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
i only learned it when i graduated from Orc Coterie
and was presented this "Dragon Wing" sword!
But i almost thought i would have to use it on this night,
willow sensed this, and i don't think the "slayer" will come! [/color]
[color:"#00cccc"]WoW ! said womble.........rolled over and puked![/color]
[color:"#33cc33"]your disgusting, said jurak ........
ehy, gotta question for ya,
whats three two letter words meaning very small.....[/color]
[color:"#00cccc"]said the half-cut orc[/color]
[color:"00cccc"] dunno, said the now obliterated womble[/color]
[color:"#33cc33"] is it in ,[/color]
[color:"#00cccc"]was the reply
womble wiped his chin
they looked at each other
and laughed and laughed,
till they passed out from lack of oxygen.... [/color]
