[color:"#00cccc"] Womble and Jurak were in mid discussion when Dqueene
announced that she was going for a walk, cuz she'd had enough fun
for the time being,
Be safe queeny, womble playfully added![/color]
[color:"#33cc33"]Try to stay close, because Viper
should be back at any moment and
we may have to make a hasty departure,[/color]
[color:"#00cccc"]said jurak, as an afterthought.
Before Dqueene had made it to the door, Jolie and willow entered,
both smiling and holding each other's hands,
DQueene and Willow exchanged a few words, giggled a bit,
then willow pointed to her neck...
the orc noticed a shiny trinket dangling there,
and a big "red mark" too!, like someone was...
trying to suck the life out of her, what a wierd ritual the orc thought!
I wonder what they've been up to and why is there grass all over their backs,
he thought, and smirked a wonky smile thinking thoughts of a gutter pig...
the two sat down and relayed their story of how jolies friend Gareth,
had given the glistening,intricately designed, pendant as a gift
for all Jolie had done for the village...
Heads nodded, and smiles prevailed around the table,
as the rest listened intently.
Jurak asked about the red mark on willows neck, with sincere concern!,
for he had never seen such a ghastly papule!
but willow avoided the question and went red as a tomato! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />
Jurak had a thought,
a lonely one,
about an orcette from a day gone by,
and not wanting to depress his friends,
politely asked womble if he could take the pig "meatloaf" outside
and give him a bath,
because he was getting rather rank and a little offensive smelling...
somewhat like a musk hog!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
"yeah jurak, take "meat" and give 'im a good scrubbin',
i think it's the first bath he's ever had,
so he may be a little scared of the water", he said,
and turned his attention back to jolie and willow,
who were now sitting at the table playing "footsie"
(What is "footsie" thought jurak for a second),
but dismissed it just as quickly!
[color:"#33cc33"]Hey Jessica, throw me a bar of that lye soap,
you used on our bed linens, oh it's really itchy stuff too,
by the way[/color]......
[color:"#00cccc"]she threw it over with a grunt.
Hmmmmm, he said to himself, grabbed Fe from his box on the floor,
went outside to retrieve meatloaf from his hitch,
and take him to the well for his bath.
There were many buckets around the foundation of the well,
jurak grabbed one, tied it to the rope supplied,
and sent the bucket plummeting to the bottom,
where a distant splash rose up from the depths.
He repeated this process until all the buckets that were available,
had been filled with water.[/color]
[color:"#33cc33"]"Well Fe, meatloaf is getting his very first bath,
and if i recall correctly, i don't remember you ever having one either,"
[/color]
[color:"#00cccc"]and with that, tossed the rat into the bucket
he had only filled with a small amount for this purpose.
The rat swam around and around the bucket, doing the doggy paddle
and looking rather distressed...
(hhmmm what is doggy paddle), he wondered again?
His attention turned now to the odiferious oinker,
the pig almost looked
eager to get started.......
Jurak took a bucket and dumped it over the pig,
who.....of course "squeeled" with delight.
he grabbed the "soap" and scrubbed the pig so clean it "squeaked".
The rat thinking he heard a friend,
and squeaked back....but......
nothing!
After the "meat" was squeaky clean, and "Fe" was dizzy from doing circles
in the bucket, he took the rat out of his "tub" and wrapped him up
in a napkin to dry him off.
As he turned his attention to "meatloaf" he noticed that it had enjoyed
it's bath sooo much, it was rolling around in the fresh made mud,
from all the water
[color:"#33cc33"]Hey, you......pig,[/color]
[color:"#00cccc"]said jurak, and motioned a move towards the now
"filthy pig", but that's as far as he got,
because the pig took off like....
well like a ...greased pig.......!
Jurak went bounding after the swaggering Sus scrofa,
knowing if he lost meatloaf......
there would be an angry dwarf to answer to,
and that would never do!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
He ended up chasing the pig for what seemed like miles
to the northeast, but wasn't really!
He finally caught the "little squealer", he'd run over the next hill
from town and down the other side into a little orchard,
well.....didn't actually catch him, because the pig had stopped to eat
something it had found on the ground.
It was red in color and had little green leafy things coming off the sides,
as he got closer, jurak noticed that they were everywhere!
What are these strange things? And who tends to this orchard?
Looking around he noticed there were dozens of the strange cactus
looking trees, and hundreds of whatever fruit it bore on the ground!
Seeing the pig was enjoying it's new found feast, Jurak asked ,
[color:"#33cc33"]is it good boy?[/color]
[color:"#00cccc"]Meatloafs reply..........."oink"[/color]
[color:"#33cc33"]I thought you'd say that![/color]
[color:"#00cccc"] said jurak smiling, and bent down to pick one
of these odd fruits from it's bushlike host...no thorns.....soft......
smells good, so he shoved the whole thing in his mouth
before he chickened out!
Mmmmmmmmm, and mmmmm, some more... these are really good!,
but the skin is a little tough,
hey!, maybe we can stop back here before we leave,
and load up the sled so we may have some
dried fruit leather to gnaw at,
when the hunger pangs strike us,
I'll take some with me to show the others,
he thought to himself as he tied a rope to meatloaf for the trip back,
he then proceeded to fill his pockets!
I must know who owns these fruits and what they are called,
i don't want to steal them and have jolie reprimand me
for another stupid mistake!
He may know even what these ancient looking fruits are.....
They headed off in the direction of town, Jurak leading, the rat....
still in a napkin, and the pig trailing not far behind.........
jurak never noticed meatloafs eyes...
as they went from the happy docile orbs they once were,
to a sinister fiery deep dark crimson color..............
and then..........back to normal........
all the orc thought about on his trip back was that orcette
he had once known, who had ripped his heart out and left him
hi and dry.......... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />
the fruit
http://www.rarefruit.com/pitahayabook.html