[color:"a0a0ff"]PLANNING IN SOMEWHERE
"Ok, troops? Here's my plan..."
I stood before my tiny and very efficient army like a general.
"I found out that this crystal world seems to affect humans. Lynn, Hypatia and Polgara seem to be very content with the situation - BUT - I'M - NOT!"
With the sharp-eyed look of a commander, I fixed BeeGee and Wolfy, who apparently listened to me. I turned around and marched along the line - using goosesteps, arms folded behind my back - one, two, three, four, turn back, one, two - BUMP. That imp - mimicking again!!!
"No, BeeGee, your place is - here," pushing him gently back into line, "my place is there," drawing an imaginary line. "Now, back to business: Both of you are not humans and I guess, I'm protected by this peace-contentness-stuff due to the crystal in my heart. ATTENTION! BeeGee, back behind the line - now we three have more brains together in company - ahm, we're better off by ..." Hmmm, have to think this over - Wolfy, yawned and one of his heads seemed to drop slowly to the ground.
"Where was I? Ah, yes - my plans! We three are going to walk around the boundaries of our little world and look for a way to escape - agreed? You, Wolfy have 2 noses, BeeGee? You have, ahm, whatever you have - and I have thiiiiiis MAGIC MIRROR!!"
I proudly presented my Ultimate Last Super Weapon, left to me in this world.
"Noooooowwwwwww, let's see, if it shows us a way out - easy, eh?" I winked at both - why weren't they impressed? "Hey, soldiers, show a bit more enthusiasm, will you? I don't want to spend the rest of my life here - washing, weeding, baking, cooking etc. Now, will you help me, please?"
Nero!! You're responsible for everything dreadful that is going to happen now - youyouyou... lazy, unloyal halfdemon B-A-S-T-A-R-D! WAIT, till I lay my hands on you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />[/color]