[color:"#a0a0ff"]SUFFERING IN SOMEWHERE
"Stupid world... I mean, if the crystal world has the power to give me what I wish for - why can't I have what I want, instead of getting what I need? Why the bother?" I scowled at Wolfy, both arms deep in a tub and scrubbing off what Hypatia called "Kiya's revolution". He gave a short yelp and then dug his teeth with great relish into a juicy bone, holding it down with his paws.
"I mean, what's the point in wanting to have cookies and then ending up with flour, salt, soda, baking powder, sugar and so on and having to do it yourself then?" Scrubbing at a sticky burnt baking tray. "And couldn't the stuff at least be properly labeled??? Huh? Can you tell me, why on earth Hypatia ordered me to bake them in the first place? How was I to know that I took baking powder instead of flour? And why can't this world then clean my mess, instead of me having to rescue Hypatia's precious tray again? WOLFY!"
He grunted - I hoped for his sake out of deep sympathy - and made gnawing sounds.
"And why for heaven's sake can't I wish for pants? Why did I have to wear this sissy gown Hypatia gave me? I told her, it wouldn't work - I told her I would trip over hems and then land flat on my face - and when it happened, what did she do? Accused me of ruining her gown by purpose and I should get up and walk like a lady. Wolfy??? I hate being a lady, it's boring and dull and ladies never have fun - they faint, scream and behave like sissies all the time, whereas the guys have all the fun. Thinking of guys... " My eyes narrowed and my jaws started to work, "I wish Nero <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> was here instead of this tray and then I would..."
[color:"red"]SCRUBSCRUBSCRUB - BAMMCLASH - TRAMPELTRAMPEL - CLONK - FLIPPETYFLIPPERTYSWOOOSH![/color]
"KIYAAAAA! I told you to clean not to play discus throwing with it! Cut that out - act your age!" Hypatia stood before me and we played the good ol' ticking-off game again: She ranted, I shrunk.
And Wolfy looked at me with sympathy... No, Kiya don't?
SOMEONE, get me out of this nightmare - PLEASE! ARGHHHHH! GET me out of here or...