I was fuming, Viper was ignoring me and sticking with the other men. How dare he? He tells me he might be dying and then he goes off to be with the boys?
Ouch, my skin itched. I glanced down at the current offending spot and noticed that my silver scales were even denser than before. Dratted deva! He was making me angry which even a dummy could see wasn't a very smart thing to do.
I glared over to where the 'guys' were sitting and swilling down their latest find. I had watched them loading the wagon with our supplies for over an hour, while Viper studiously ignored me, and then they sat down to drink from their pilfered stash of homebrew. I strolled over toward the wagon, wishing I was a fire dragon for just a few moments, I'd toast their cahones but good!
Glancing up at the wagon, I noticed the 'ale' keg they had been drinking from had some writing on it. A word that started with [color:"orange"]H [/color]. Curious I turned the barrel around, surprized that the dwarf hadn't checked it out first. When I saw what was written on the barrel, I died out laughing.
All of the men looked up at me and Womble asked me what was so funny. I looked at them, tried to stop, choked and burst out laughing agian and just started pointing back and forth between their mugs and the barrel. Womble got up walked over and glanced at the barrel and choked, turned purple and started spitting on the ground, which of course only made me laugh harder.
Finally catching my breath and looking at the totally confused look on the the other guy's faces I was finally able to stutter out, "You are drinking, [color:"orange"] H-h-horse U-uri-urine! [/color]." I choked on my laughter and held my stomach because they were all jumping up and spitting and rubbing their mouths trying to get the taste out.
