Thoughts for the day.

If you are too open minded, your brains fall out.

Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

Going to a church doesn't make you religious any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

In theory, practise and theory are the same. In practise, they're not.

Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.

Don’t believe everything you think.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
--Dilbert cartoon

"Interplay.some zombiefied unlife thing going on there" - skavenhorde at RPGWatch