Yoo Divine One`s!

My turn,
PS. I`m bad at jokes =P


Evening, about 8 pm.
Countryside.
An old man named Bob cruises on the highway, hoping he`ll find an UFO.
Up ahead of him he sees green lights. He wonders, what could that be, might aswell check it out.
Drives for about an hour, the green light just seemed to be not far away from him, a meter maybe? But the distance never changed. Gah, to heck with it - he thought and took the next turn left. Ahead of him he saw an old man, dressed in grayish robes. He stoped and asked if the man wants a lift home. No thankee, ol` Bobby boy, but you could spare some change though - said the old man. Bob game him a couple of cents. The old man looked happy and said - Lemme` tell ya` a secret ol`Bobby boy. There be a gem that keeps on dissapearin` and reapearin`, say, think you could solve this? The previous guy i asked neva` returned to me to tell what it was..
Bob then said - fine.
He got back in his truck and went back the road he came from. He then saw the green light again. I`ll get to the bottom of this - he thought and continued driving forward. After another hour of driving the fuel ended. Dang nab it - he thought, well, i came this far, so..
He continued down the road the light dispeared then reapeared all the time. Finally, the light stoped disapearing and was just lying there on the road. Bob looked around, seemed fine, nobody was around, when he walked near the lgiht it turned into a emrald... 3 thugs jumpd out of nowhere and the last thing that Bob thought was - That old man was a thug...nice trap..
4 days have passed since Bob got attacked by the thugs.
The old man cryed - Boohohoho.. I cant believe it.. another one screwed me... Me! Malachias! Boo...



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