There is a quest in Broken Valley where a pig herder will tell you that soldiers confiscated his pigs because they are needed in Rivertown where there is a famine. The pig herder's wife will tell you her husband is so in love with his pigs he can't butcher them. Anyway, this pig herder asks you to go to the guard's post where the pigs are kept and find the head pig, called Kevin. You then have to whisper the word "Rosebud" in Kevin's ear, which he and the other pigs will understand as a command to return home to daddy.
When I arrived at the guard post, I found Kevin and wanted to approach the pig but the guards told me to leave them alone. So I told the guards:
"Did you know there are three gorgeous maidens lost in the woods? They're begging for some strong men to find them!"
The guards leave so I can whisper "Rosebud" in Kevin's ear. The pigs tiptoe away and there I am. Then the guards return, complaining that there were no pretty women in the forest.
"Why did you send us on a wild goose chase?" they ask.
"My reasons... are my own" I say.
Then the head guard, by the name of John or whatever, says: "But the pigs! Where are they?"
"They've moved on, John. Sometimes you just have to let go."
