Sorry Paris, only tips to ease coping with the addiction.

Ere we go:

Make a big flask of your fave coffee and place it beside your chair along with your fave cup.

A nice stack of sandwiches also placed within arms reach, choose your sandwiche filling carefully as it should be something thats easily removed from your keyboard when the inevitable happens.

A huge huge bar of chocolate or two for in between sandwiches snacks.

If you smoke, you know the drill.

Before commencing gameplay, head for the loo and get rid of all that you can.

Are you sitting comfortably, right, slurp of coffee, sandwhich in your chops and chocolate at the ready, you may begin.

See you in about 16 hours.