Dear god, bloody casuals.

I'm playing this game on the new 'nightmare' difficulty setting and still think it's too damn easy.

You are actually complaining about slow health regen? For a start, regerating health is a really dumb game mechanic in the first place. It's one of the first thing developers impliment on the road to dumbing down (they call it 'streamlining') their games. But if your game is going to have it, at least do the way Larian have. That is, make the player have to invest in stats and gear to allow it.

Go by a Wii and play some Zelda noob. (I'm betting you already have a Wii and think Zelda's awesome).