Okay, so, if I take it right:

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I'm so tempted to do that but with how many anti-crack measures they put into Div2, I think I'll just continue playing other games until

You don't play D2 because it has secuROM ("many anti-crack measures") and you play other games. Okay.

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until I finally get my patch.

Wait.
Didn't you just said you don't want to play because it has secuROM protection which WILL NOT BE REMOVED even with a patch?
SENSE. I demand some.
There is a two assumptions: you fail @ plain logic OR you think the patch will remove the protection. Since I'm such a good guy, I don't think all ppl are id... well, bad with logic, so, I picked up the second assumption. Should I go back to the first?

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The last thing I want to find is that I cannot even jump because they think I have cracked the game. lol

SURPRISE! The trigger could be.. err.. triggered even in the game with latest patch.