... I wasn't even bribed ...
You mean to say you didn't get your free copy of Divinity III (Willy's revenge)? I would complain if I were you, they should treat us all equally.
Ssh! We were told not to let on, remember?

P.S. I'm having real problems with the Rabbit of Doom blocking access to the portal leading to Willy's alternate dimension. Any ideas how I can slay it? I've tried tempting it away with the enchanted carrot, but no luck so far.