If you don't find my jokes funny I can take it, but I think there is no need to be derogatory.

May The Divine bless Shaver and his rolling eyes.

My nemesis are Goblins. I hate them to DEATH. They reproduce like spores. They are ugly. They smell horrible. They look like cold-blooded reptiles. I was born to annihilate all of them. Bring chaos, pain, and sorrow to their pathetic existence. Torture them. Dismember their bodies.