Originally Posted by Shaver
Splash some water on your face and repeat after me:

This is not real life; I'm just playing a magical game!
This is not real life; I'm just playing a magical game!
This is not real life; I'm just playing a magical game!

No, I refuse to believe your preposterous lies! You'll be telling me there's a world outside the front door next.

J'aime le fromage.