Don't know if anyone has taken the time to read the gravestones near the church in the village, but there are some pretty funny inscriptions on them.

Here lies father Paul: Finally where everybody wanted him

Here lies Bessy: The first pig interred with full burial rights just as Folo wished it.

Fore Sale: Beautiful one person plot with a commanding view of the village

Here lies the Unknown Soldier: We all knew him as Bobby

Here lies Vlad: Please do not disturb

Here lies Sleepy Joe: Doing what he does best

Here lay Terrance: until a Necromancer got to him

Here lies Little Gracy: Her grave serves as reminder to us all that trolls are not big cuddly teddy bears

Here lies Simon the Liar: At least thats what we think

Here lies Lucky Tom: Ever since he just ran out of luck

Here lies Stan: Inscription pending

Here lies Saucy Sally: And the women they cheered and the men they wept

Last edited by born2beagator; 23/01/11 01:00 AM.