W... why would you go about staring at their ass in the first place?

The Maid's optical priorities when playing 3rd person view games:
1. Delicious scenery. Argh, fell into the creek!
2. Honoes! Watch out for monsters!
3. More landscape porn, but watch out for those hazards!
4. The minimap.
5. Sometimes stop playing so I can drool over the armor designs and idle animations.

I also only play females when they can have pretty, frilly dresses. Sadly, there's a lack of pretty, frilly dresses, in Divinity 2.
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As for memorable quotes/lines:
"Your entire conversation with Hallorn." "Huh?"
Tom the Tomato's "I hope he doesn't find out I'm a super tomato." Which pushed me to eat him despite better judgement.