Good day citizens, and thanks for tuning in to WDKS. I'm your anchor AND fantasy, Richard of Aleroth. It is rumored, that the Orobas Fjords is being taken over by an evil sorceress. Let's go on location, at the Fjords, with our YUMMY correspondent, Elsa. Elsa, are you there?
Yes, and thank you Richard for that VERY elaborate introduction. Reports have been coming in from all over the valley, that the evil sorceress Sonoura, aka The Naked Nun, has entered the Orobas Fjords in an attempt to completely clear the area, to the point of the barrier. I'm here now, with an eye witness, Crabbe.
Crabbe, I understand you had a personal encounter with the sorceress. Can you tell us what happened?
Oh yes, my pleasure Ms Elsa. It was very difficult to focus. Her charm is very overpowering. They don't call her "The Naked Nun" for nothing, you see. Just her mere presence, with those exposed...
UM...YES, I think we get the picture. Now, about the incident...
Ah...sorry...I initially spoke with her about a mine that had been taken over by Imps. She left here for the Pri Mor Cave. A while later, I spotted her leaving the cave and making her way towards the mine. She is a very poetic swimmer. It puts you in an almost trance-like state. Watching her heart-shaped...
OH! BY THE DIVINE! Get on already...
Yes...Well...She parted from sight, around that bend. After several hours, she returned with an item.
What sort of item, Crabbe?
It was the mask of Alutiig! I couldn't believe it! She informed me the mine was clear and wandered off, back into the valley, and kept muttering something about a lvl 23.
A lvl 23? Hmm...How strange...Well, that's all from the Fjords, Richard, back to you.
Thank you, my darling...And that's all the time we have for now. Stay tuned to WDKS for further updates. This is your Champion of Aleroth reminding the lassies to leave your backdoor open and your straps loose.
