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HELLO! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? IS ANYBODY THERE?
Richard? Is that you?
Ah...Elsa my dear. I'm so glad to see you made it out of the Valley, before the tragedy struck upon the village.
TRAGEDY? What do you mean, Richard?
Well, I see that you must still be on location in the Orobas Fjords and luckily so. The forces of Damian have destroyed the village and left the entire valley in a toxic cloud of death. I was with Dr Needleman at the time, and thus able to make it to the waypoint shrine and teleport us to the broadcast station atop the Citadel.
OH MY, HOW HORRID! Thankfully you were with him... and why was that exactly?
Oh...Well...The kind doctor was tending a slight rash I had developed in my nether region, you see.
I'm afraid I do...and sorry I asked.
Fear not, my little passion flower, as it will not hinder the roaring engine of "The Richard Love Train". For I will remain steadfast, atop this tower with all these demons flying about, until our next joining.
You mean our first...And we'll be WAITING SOME TIME for that one...
Alas, I can feel the pain in your voice and longing for the embrace of a Champion, but we must remain diligent. For our job at hand, to bring the news of Rivellon, outweighs our rendezvous of lust.
Yes...Indeed it does...thank the maker...
Well Richard, I will continue to investigate the Fjords and the tracking of this evil sorceress Sonoura. I have a strong suspicion she plays quite the role in all of this.
So Rivellon, this has been your Champion, broadcasting from the isolated Citadel Tower. Bringing you updates as they unfold from the Fjords.
