Good day citizens, and thank you once again for tuning in to WDKS. I'm your endowed anchor, Richard of Aleroth. The arousing Ms Elsa has a WDKS exclusive with the self-proclaimed philosopher, Simeon. Lets join her now, live in the Fjords. Elsa, my little pincushion, are you there?
Your little what?...Anyway, I'm here with the philosopher, Simeon, who had a somewhat extended conversation with the notorious Sonoura, aka "The Naked Nun". Now Simeon, as I understand it, you lost your sight to age. The sorceress helped you regain your vision?
Indeed she did, my child.
And how exactly did she accomplish this? Through some sort of evil magic? And if so, what was the price you paid for dealing with a demon?
The role she portray was not that of the forbidden arts, but a mere prospector. She was sent forth to extricate the jewel of the emerald gods.
You mean a Malachite gem?
Precisely child. The incantation for my optics required two of the rare paragons. With only one in her possession, she ventured to the great Yggdragsil to rid him of the infestation, known as Charlie.
You mean the great Goblin Chief? It WAS rumored that he possessed a malachite gem.
I see the anecdote of his inventory stretch beyond the boundary of the Fjords. Though this Goblin Chief would prove not the title of greatness, that you so proclaimed.
I know you were not able to see it. I wonder how she was able to defeat him? She must be very strong.
Her stature is not more than that of a common hare by comparison, as her strength lies in sheer numbers. The loss of sight grants an acute sense of the acoustics. I could hear the soul of the Goblin being torn from his very flesh, by the minions called forth from the bowels of Hades itself.
FASCINATING! This interview is going a lot better than the last one, with that Crabbe fellow. So Simeon, with your sight restored, can you give us a description of the demon summoning sorceress?
My child, there exists not verbiage in the vocabulary of man that could bare description of such beauty.
Surely,you can give us SOMETHING. What color was her hair?
For the life of me... I... don't recall. Her milky white skin, with a silk-like sheen on those...
Ahem...BLAST, I knew it was too good to be true. You mean to tell me that you spent all day AND night talking, and your newly found eyes never made it UP that far.
I filled her mind with a plethora of knowledge and filled her...
OK! I think that will just about wrap things up here.
I was going to say, filled her purse with coin.
YEA RIGHT! I'm sure you were darling...Well Richard, that's what we have for now. I can see from here, that the barrier has been taken down. I'll continue to make my way through the Orobas Fjords and see if we can find SOMEONE to give a general description of Sonoura, that doesn't just detail certain body parts. Back to you at the Citadel.
Thank you, my ripe little apple of the airways. I'll be sure to pick you in dew time. This is YOUR Champion of Aleroth, remaining strong on the outside and stronger on the inside. Stay tunned to WDKS for more exciting news, broadcast LIVE, from the Fjords.
Last edited by SENIOR CINCO; 10/05/11 08:52 AM.
