Helloooo Revillon! This WDKS Eyewitness News. I'm your Lieutenant of Libido and host, Richard of Aleroth. Along with my verbally challenged co-host, Dr Needelman. Is there anything you would like to grunt out to our listeners, Dr? Yes...Well, maybe next time. Let me take you now to our roving reporter with the scrumptious rumptious, Elsa.
Richard, that introduction made absolutely no sense what so ever.
I was merely commenting on your shapely backside, my dear.
Yes...Well, be that as it may, I don't think y...Oh sod it...I am here, at Dragon Cliff Castle, trying to track down the evil sorceress Sonoura, aka "The Naked Nun", and now known Dragon Knight. I have with me here, one of the Dragon worshipers, Gimm. Now, Gimm, I understand that you actually saw her IN Dragon form. Is that correct, and what was it like?
Ah, yes. It was a truly magnificent sight. She soared through the skies with the grace of an angel, and struck down those wyvern with the force of a fire god.
Wow! That must have be...
All hail! Our Lord has returned! Off in the distance, you shall bear witness to her grace this day!
Darling, That's a butterfly, and it's about to land on your face...
I shall kneel in wait of her presence.
Alright sugar, you DO just that. In the meantime, I'm making my way into the ruins of the castle. Let's see if we can find some...You there! Sir! Might I ask a few questions of you?
Certainly, me lady.
And, you are?
I am Tobelisk, great Dragon Sl...Ah, worshiper of the great Dragon, yes.
Hmmm, You don't seem as...well, taken by all this, as the other fellow.
My group and I are just not ready to accept a Dragon Knight, to replace the true Dragon, Orobas. For I will not be influenced by her wicked tongue of seduction. No-Sir-Ree-Bob, I wont! Leading the minds of these people astray, with all that...flaunting of...flesh and...those...lovely...
It would appear, you have been a little more influenced than you...
Nonsense! I will NOT surcome to that lustful trickery she bestows. Strutting around here, like a common...twitching that...tight little...
Thank you! I think that will be good for now, thanks. Moving right along, let's see if...Excuse me! Sir? A moment of your time?
Yes, my dear?
And,who might you be?
I am Jedediah, follower of the Great Orobas. And with the aid of the Dragon Knight, my people and I shall be graced by our mighty Lord once again.
What sort of aid, would that be exactly?
She has vowed to recover elements, so that I may break the seal that imprison's our god. Thus, she has set forth to High Hall, and we must await her return.
Well then, it's off to High Hall, I suppose. Until then, this has been Elsa, live from Dragon Cliff Castle. Richard , back to you.
Thank you my saucy side-kick, and once at High Hall, do give dear Beatrice a pat on the bum, from yours truly, will you? Until next time, kiddies, this has been your outspoken Champion, and the not so outspoken Dr, signing off. Stay tunned to WDKS, as the reports continue.
