Greetings fine people of the lands. You're listening to WDKS, Revillon's sorce for news. I'm your host and Provocateur, Richard of Aleroth. Along with the well suited, but unfortunately muted, Dr needleman.
This jut in...There has been an apparent disruption outside of 'Morals Cave'. On location is our bustly beauty, Elsa. Elsa what do you have for us? And please don't be gentle. I've been a bad boy, mummsy.
One of these days Richard, someone is going to put you in your place.
Yes my sweet, and it is in my hopes and dreams, that will include hot wax, feathers and leather.
Oh my, I think I'm going to be ill from that mental picture...NOW, ON with the latest. I'm here, just outside the entrance of 'Morals Cave', With the renowned Mage, Summoner and arguably psychotic, Bellegar. Now Bellegar, from what my sorces are telling me, you have this Cave of Morals set up like trap of sorts. That pits an unknowing passerby, with a trial of choices. Is that correct?
Indeed it does, and choose they must.
For their end rewards, equals their just.
Why must you talk like that?
I do not know, what sparks the rhyme.
For I've don so, since the dawn of time.
I see...well, just try and work with me. Will you dear? Thanks...Soooo, the evil sorceress fell into your little lair of mind games, and how did that turn out?
I greeted her, and tried my best.
Not to stare, at those...
I think we can probably finish the rest of that ourselves, thank you. Can you give some insight, as to how these trials work?
I have told you more, than you need to know.
If curiosity beckons, then you can go.
Tempting as that is, I think I'll just stick to the questioning for now. Can you at least tell us about HER experience with the trials?
She charmed foe aginist foe, as she bore her rath.
And done so by choosing, her evil path.
We spoke once more, and I do fear.
I was smitten with love, as the end drew near.
Are you saying, you were taken in by this spell of hers?
I'm too powerful, to fall under such cast.
Yet my heart felt something, that something could last.
My mind filled with thoughts, both evil and mild.
I pictured us wed, and her with child.
What was her reaction to all this?
I tried showing affection, through wit and pun.
Alas I failed, and didn't get Nun.
Ok...that might have been a little more than I had bargained for, and I think we will leave it with that. Continuing my journey to High Hall, on the search for Sonoura, this has been another report from the Fjords. Richard, back to you at the Citadel.
Thank you, my cherished. Well, that concludes another edition of WDKS EYEWITNESS NEWS. Broadcast LIVE from Citadel Tower. This is your adorable anchor, Richard of Aleroth, reminding the fair maidens of Revillon to remain selfpleasured by the sound of my voice, until my return.
