I work in a PC / Laptop service centre and we get our fair share of accidental damage claims / repairs / excuses as to why the laptop 'just broke' but this takes the biscuit. The customer's laptop screen got smashed because his son tried to eat a picture of a sausage on the screen!

I just had to post this. It's brilliant.

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