The best one was when you go to that house in FoV where the tranny/transvestite is in to kill him/her/it. You have two choices of getting in. One is through the sewer and the other is through the front door in which you can say to doormen,
"Do you wish to discuss about The Divine? I've brought pamphlet." in which the doormen replies about your craziness or fanaticism or something. You can then reply saying "You dare insult The Divine? Draw sir draw!"
I found the whole conversation awesome. It's obvious Divine Witnesses exist in the divinity universe and that doorman is going to be royally f*cked now that The Divine is back...
*Knock knock.*
*Doorman opens door*
Doorman: "Who the **** are you? Ah...wearing that seeker armor are you? Get lost you crazy."
Divine: ...
*Doorman notices it is The Divine he is speaking too due to his glowing eyes and magical aura that surrounds him.*
Doorman: o_O "My lord! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I was joking. No harm in having a joke hey?"
Divine
Doorman
*Doorman gets punched into outer space where he suffocates and then gets sucked into a miniature black hole*
