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[color:"orange"]nobody is answering my demands[/color]

Dragons have a lot of characteristics - however generosity in parting with valuable assets and paying heed to extortious demands are not commonly found. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Same goes for not sharing pizzas <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> - Drakonis! You ate 8 all on your own - without inviting me to look at the sunset with you and share the wine I pinched from Lews.
Kiya <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

bad drakonis!
Now the rest of us will starve to death! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I won't starve to death as i'm not a dragon <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

but if you don't acceed to my rightful and very reasonable demand
i will make you very sorry not to be starving to death...

edit: this is an "old as the world" proofed tactics called blackmail...

Yeah, I mean, there's only 91 pizzas left...

Übereil

*Shantara hears what Kiya says about Drakonis not sharing his 8 pizzas with her.
Thinking that Kiya must really be hungry, she hurries back to her secret hiding
place to see if Ubereil had finished off the last of their pizza.*

*Finding one piece left in the box and knowing that Ubereil won't mind, she
quickly scribbles a note and sticks it in her pocket, picks up the piece of pizza
and slips off to the kitchen with it.*

*There she finds an empty plate on the table and places the piece of pizza on it.
She then takes the note from her pocket and places it beside the plate.*

The note reads: "To Kiya. Since Drakonis wouldn't share his 8 pizzas with you,
you can have the last piece of ours." It is signed: the pixie and the skull

Drakonis gets lost in the gaze of the sun he stares and stares, and time goes by. Then he realizes that he only ate 3 pizzas out of the 8. He finally stands up and walks back to the kitchen.
He places the rest of the pizza on the kitchen table and then he retreats to his chambers

Being really touched by the scribbly note on the table and secretly wiping a tear off her cheek, Kiya patted Mathilda, who brought a croco baby instead of the Pixie. "Go and search her, Mathie. Try again, sniff at the pizza, then you'll find her. And don't play ball with the skull, do you hear?"

Humming happily to herself, she took out a large pot and stuffed it out with feathers, old cotton (bandages from her time as torturer) - to make a nice little cot for the Pixie.

"Hm, what do Pixies eat?" she pondered and sat down to search her cook book - taking the index at the letter "P".
Kiya

Edit => Ringing the large dragon gong several times => Hear ye, hear ye, here are still pizzas to take away. Get them whilst they're hot!

Hey, an octopussy! Isn't that Kiya's octopussy? She's probably looking for our Hideout... *Thinks... Floaths over to the Hideout and grabs one of Shantara's dresses (carefull to take the one she never wears... There's holes in the sice of coconuts in this...) and floaths back to the octopussy*. Hey you! Check THIS out! *Waves the dress infront of it*. Yeah, that's right, follow it! *Floaths away from the Hideout*. That's the spirit! FOLLOW the dress... Right, here you go. *Thinks*... While I'm still in the kitchen I might as well grab me another pizza... Ah [nocando], they saw me! *Über floaths away through the window...*

Übereil

Curious, yes curious indeed, that’s a funny looking girl. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
I’ve never seen a girl with eight legs in a dress before.
I must investigate this.


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

If you're the kind of guy that's into legs, this must have been his wildest sex-dreams <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

knock knock *peers around the crack in the door*

FAFNIR! <rapping his dragon head with the cook book> Have you skipped classes again? Dragon maids have 4 legs and wings - not eight! Come here, Mathie, poor little thing... no, this dress is not for you - it's made, hm it's made for ... <searching the dress and finding pockets with dust in them> ah, that's Pixie dust! Here, my dear, sniff and find.

<to no one in particular> If anyone sees a white ball floating in mid air => please, bring it to me, I'm planning a baseball game. I've already found a nice bat <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> Line up for the teams, please.
Kiya

Goddamit, she's after us again! What should I do now? Hey a PICTURE of Shantara! And it's got her smell and all!
Hey, little (stupid) octopussy, check THIS out! Yes, that's it follow it! *Lures it back to the door of the chichen (won't go back there unless the dragons are gone)*.

Übereil

Oh, says the little Hatchling Fafnir, realizing that this world is much bigger than he originally thought and that he has much more to learn.


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Dwarf bartender for hire! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

Your hired! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
What can you offer me for a drink? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />

How about a dragon ale? Special recipie! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

(Don't drink it! It's poison!!!)

Übereil