hmm im christian and i think that is very funny and im american hahaha
...hmmm kinda think of it i would much rather have a dragon deliver presents across the world than a fat old man that lives alone at the top of the world and creeps into peoples houses while they sleep!
You left out that he comes for the children...
Reminds me of Futurama where Santa is a robot hell-bent on killing everyone on Christmas.
