Originally Posted by Joram
Was that guard with his recites named "Sean" ? wink

Correct! smile

So here’s the original:

Originally Posted by Sean
There once was a girl named Sally, who ran business from an alley ...
Always snappy, her clients were happy, until she presented the tally.

And here’s the translation:

Originally Posted by Sean
Einst lebte 'ne Dirne namens Michelle, verdiente ihr Geld in einem Bordell ...
Im Dunklen sie stets das Vorspiel begann, doch dann - oh Schreck - Michelle war ein Mann!

That cracked me up! hahaha

I am in blood
Stepp'd in so far, that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o'er.