There once was a guy named Joram
who posted from rivellon and belgium
the most exciting tales of ronja the priest
or, actually, he tried it at least
you think that character is really a scam?

Just jokin', now dont go mad
without jokes the world is just sad
watch his ones, they're not very rare
or am I mistaken, is that a girl over there
I don't think she mentioned the gender she had?

And now I'm just typing these awfully rhymes
damn, I can't think of another word but slimes
that didn't really fit in
so I'm just gonna quittin'
I'm sure I'll get better at times!

(hey that did rhyme!)