Oh wherefore art thou Bellegar!
Are you near or are you far,
From the origins of your tales,
That fly past time on horse and sails,
To someplace in Rivellon, where you now reside,
That you would not be by our side,
And gambol gaily in your stride,
When all about you, foes have died,
And cried aghast at your atrocious might,
That would stain our sides and eyes make bright,
Oh Bellegar, I hope thou art not too far,
For we shall light a candle, and leave the door ajar.
Fear not my friends, I’m never lost,
But merely have been calculating costs,
In interim at my promotions firm,
For soon the whole wide world must learn
The might and splendour of Bellegar
The one, the only, greatest mage by far,
Soon to amaze and dazzle you,
With magic tricks and rhyming too,
That spins your head in rapturous awe,
Of my arcane arts and knowledge of lore,
So do not fret and do not fear,
My time of glory is drawing near,
As through time and space I shall deign to bring,
A surprise for you, I know just the thing,
So head on to my facebook page,
For every thousand likes increase my time on stage,
You can’t fail to like me, this much is true,
What else on earth would you have to do?
