Aww, I'll have to put my tar, feathers, pichfork and torch back then
Shh, I'm making him feel at ease, so we can surprise him when he least expects it. Btw, can you break in a car's trunk to steal some cotton balls? I'm out of budget due some kickstarter thing, you might have heard about it. Anyway, I think cotton balls might be better than the feathers.