You sure you didn't order a "Texas Tea"? Also known as a "Long Island Ice Tea" (1 diff liquor). I remember trying to navigate across a room once (after about 3? 4?) and I was leaning sideways all the way (of course I thought I was walking perfectly straight the whole time).
Uhmm, I found a hawaiian tutu (made out of carnations) by the pool. Want it?
I think this island might have come right out of a Piers Anthony novel. I saw a shoe tree over by the pond and picked a couple of pairs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />