There is no solution, that's a random headline without trigger or stopper. Also, way to not take a joke there
Well, Malamert was indeed acting like a two-pence troll... He didn't answer the question, is insulting a group of people and gave advice that wasn't any bit useful. But that you'd jump the bandwagon isn't suprising with a name like yours.
Please keep the forums polite and constructive.

Just because you two managed to goad someone, doesn't mean you're funny.
OP, what's the source of that headline? Think about it. Its the same newspaper that reports on you having had a gender change, a twin, constantly blows your decisions out of preportion and publishes unresearched slander. If its any consolation, the other councilors are upset about the paper as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfBN3jLzT1YAnd no, I'm afraid you won't be able to change the paper's honesty. Just realize that what it reports, isn't neccesarily the truth. They're just as horrible as Eintroll and Malamert.