Interesting.. here's a short one from me
Demon One: Eyes or ears?
Demon Two: Depends.
Demon Three: If Elf, then ears.
Demon Two: Never tasted Elf.
Demon One: Yeah, too many humans recently.
Demon Three: Human eyes are good, better than dwarf’s.
Demon Two: Is there anything you haven’t tasted?
Demon Three: Demon.
(awkward silence)
Demon One: Change the topic.
