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i want an orange boy tabby cat with white feet and white nose and i will call him 'maceo'

maceo???

yep. here's why, and also this.

That's cool. I like Jane's addiction. Is the cat in the song named after the musician in the picture?

i don't know, maybe.

and pee less <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

WTF are you on about now?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

srry i'm behind <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
i was reffering to vipers pee less <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

That was flea-less (he spelt it wrong). Pee-less would be ok too though. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

i wouldn't mind being pee-less right now.

*doing peepee dance"

*dancing along* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

What a wonderful mental picture.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />

Ow boy.
It's so easy to tell when jvb is back.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />

ROFL indeed, and yes, it's a flea, sorry for that

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?


But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?


La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.


Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!


Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.


I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.


He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.

[spoken]

The end

"Cyril Connelly?"
No! "Semi-carnally"
Oh!


[singing]

Cyril Conelly

Ahh! We have a Python fan. And no I dont mean she has a snake fetish. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

never have seen the Python movies <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />

Never saw "Meaning of Life", "Life of Brian", "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", or even "Monty Python's flying Circus"???
You sure missed there something! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" />

They sure have missed something. Life of Brian is their best work. I love the others but they are a much sillier than Brian. Life of Brian is a very tongue in cheek look at religion and the blindness of its followers. Sorry to all religous people, I mean no offence. Believe in a myth if you want <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Well, do you believe in Aliens coming to your rescue? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />