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never have had probs so far.... let's hope it stays that way.

that also kinda sux, doesn't it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
yeah i know that option were you are talking about, very nifty <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Hi all! I am BeeGeeI-XII, and I have recently recovered from a traumatic schizophrenic episode. Mind if I hang out here for a while, until I gather my wits? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Help yourself. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Have fun gathering! I see some over there....and there... there's some trying to escape! Get 'em! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Welcome BG, 'stay a while..... STAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!!'

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We thank you kindly. I'll just sit here in the corner composing a ballad about my life. Since there are twelve of me, I decided to have a brainstorming session ... so stand back and watch the lightning bolts fly. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

*not much brains, but plenty of storming*

has your brain been separated into 13 smaller brains too? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
man you must almost be as smart as me then <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

yes, if he keeps on splitting for the next 50 years.

anyway, welcome BG's

yeah <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
and please come join us at vipers party <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

We'll see ... but, first, my ballad awaits ...

How should it start? Maybe with [color:"yellow"]There once was an Imp tied to a tree. He went by the simple name: BeeGee.[/color]

nice start <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

GO on. please dont stop BG, please dont stop!

I'll try ...

There once was an Imp tied to a tree.
He went by the simple name: BeeGee.

And, as Imps are wont to be,
his magic was drawn from physicality.

He learned his spells one by one,
although the cost was not much fun.

And fun is what all Imps adore.
Without fun, Imps would be a bore.

His hiccups [color:"yellow"]Poof[/color] to make him be
unseen, unheard, and odor-free.

And when reversed, [color:"pink"]Foop[/color] he's back.
That's the truth, as a matter of fact.

When, in fear, he runs around,
His body floats above the ground.

His eyes when crossed, without trouble
cause him to see everything double.

And so on doth the list continue.
BeeGee, pray tell, what magic's in you?

I need to write a refrain now... something light, serious, funny and memorable ... hmmm? Give me a little time to think of one.

Sounds good so far <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

he's a natural

he indeed is <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

How about this for a refrain? ...

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you!
[/color]

Sounds good. Its a 'sticker'refrain.

Okay, I have another verse:

Verse:

BeeGee was startled once by a guy
With bloodlust toward Imps in his eye

So, naturally, [color:"yellow"]Poof![/color], BeeGee withdrew
And instantly knew what he had to do

Stay out of reach, stay out of sight
Until finally learning later that night:

The guy told a story about murdering Imps
Killing his family. BeeGee got a glimpse

Of the reason why the guy would try to
Kill, on sight, every Imp he ran into.

So, off to the Realm of the Imps BeeGee flew.
He knew precisely what he had to do.

There, in the haunts of his ancestral realm
BeeGee found a caretaker manning the helm.

And learned that all Imps had undeniably
Long ago left this planet; and learned this reliably.

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you! [/color]

great <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />