Okay, I have another verse:

Verse:

BeeGee was startled once by a guy
With bloodlust toward Imps in his eye

So, naturally, [color:"yellow"]Poof![/color], BeeGee withdrew
And instantly knew what he had to do

Stay out of reach, stay out of sight
Until finally learning later that night:

The guy told a story about murdering Imps
Killing his family. BeeGee got a glimpse

Of the reason why the guy would try to
Kill, on sight, every Imp he ran into.

So, off to the Realm of the Imps BeeGee flew.
He knew precisely what he had to do.

There, in the haunts of his ancestral realm
BeeGee found a caretaker manning the helm.

And learned that all Imps had undeniably
Long ago left this planet; and learned this reliably.

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you! [/color]

-- BG