... something fractionally funnier ...

Verse:

The littlest BeeGee naps in Lynn's pocket
Snug as a plug in an electrical socket.

His powers are weaker, but his memory is clear
About the Great Evil that is lurking quite near.

And also about the Ground that was Cursed
Causing him rightly to fear for the worst.

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you! [/color]

... this ... can't ... go ... on ... much ... longer ...


Verse:

He must warn the group. Their minds are in danger.
They are succombing to the spell of a stranger.

The spell is quite pleasant, and evilly subtle.
But it can't get BeeGee: an Imp's mind's too supple.

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you! [/color]

... I ... c-a-n-'-t ... s-t-o-p ... m-y-s-e-l-f ... f-r-o-m ... t-y-p-i-n-g ...

Verse:

Somehow they'll listen to me when I say:
"Drop everything, strip naked, and just RUN AWAY!"

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you! [/color]


-- BG