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I have several more. Here's another one ...

Verse:

Thanking the caretaker for his assistance,
BeeGee's quest maintained its persistance.

He now, he knew, must somehow do
Whatever he could to return to

The group he'd abandoned, and hoped to turn
The Imp-hater's hate into trust he could earn.

His return to the castle was quick and painless
But the group was gone. He said "I am brainless."

Of course they would leave, with danger all 'round.
But an army-filled castle is what BeeGee found.

So, BeeGee, while [color:"yellow"]Poof[/color]-ed, scouted and planned.
A princesses' bedroom is where he did land.

It was filled with armor, weapon, and potion
So BeeGee got an Imp-possible notion.

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you! [/color]


The verses seem to get smaller and smaller <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Island for the mentally ill, eh????....


Well....Rah Rah Rah!....Me me crazy!....Crazycrazycrazy!....Rah Rah Rah!....Me me crazy.!...rah rah rah!.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

... and another ...

Verse:

He boobytrapped each cubby, nook, and cranny
Then sat down to patiently wait on his fanny.

But his team did not come, they stayed far away.
So, finally, BeeGee decided to play.

With Yoga-like postures and Zen-like precision
He faded away to another dimension.

His touch with Reality was somewhat befuddled
While over mysteries of music his mind muddled.

Thankfully, one half-remembered tune
Returned his sense, not a moment too soon.

So, frowning his forehead and thinking it through
BeeGee returned to the group, with a "Boo!"

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you! [/color]

how do you do it? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Hmmm, BG do you have one about me? LOL

[color:#a0ff80]I must be really crazy to ask BG this!

[color:"yellow"]@jvb[/color] I stand on my head ... with both feet.

[color:"yellow"]@DQ[/color] Okay ... here's one for you ...

Verse:

DQueene had a vision and, running, screamed "Lightning!"
But what happened next was much worse than frightening.

A titanically monstrously hugely big bolt
Of wizardly energy, gave BeeGee a jolt.

It split him to pieces, and confused his mind, too.
Leaving thirteen new BeeGees wondering what to do.

Eventually, twelve of them were reunited,
And left on a new quest that had them excited.

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you! [/color]


... make me stop before I rhyme again ... AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaayyyyhhh!

Okay, I'll bite. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

What happened next, my dear little BG? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

there is only 1 sentence about her, and the rest is still about you bg <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

... something fractionally funnier ...

Verse:

The littlest BeeGee naps in Lynn's pocket
Snug as a plug in an electrical socket.

His powers are weaker, but his memory is clear
About the Great Evil that is lurking quite near.

And also about the Ground that was Cursed
Causing him rightly to fear for the worst.

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you! [/color]

... this ... can't ... go ... on ... much ... longer ...


Verse:

He must warn the group. Their minds are in danger.
They are succombing to the spell of a stranger.

The spell is quite pleasant, and evilly subtle.
But it can't get BeeGee: an Imp's mind's too supple.

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you! [/color]

... I ... c-a-n-'-t ... s-t-o-p ... m-y-s-e-l-f ... f-r-o-m ... t-y-p-i-n-g ...

Verse:

Somehow they'll listen to me when I say:
"Drop everything, strip naked, and just RUN AWAY!"

Refrain:

[color:"yellow"]When BeeGee is practical
It's probably laughable,
But when he's silly ... it's laughable, too.

BeeGee's unstoppable;
Does the imp-possible.
Give him a minute ... he'll do it to you! [/color]

i wouldn't listen to you in the last case <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

same here, but djees BG, where do you get it? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

Well I guess it would depend on whether or not evil is a virus and takes over animate AND inanimate objects, hmmm? (twinkling eyes) We may need a 'divine' R&P spell to get rid of all the bad mojo. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

*ducks for cover*

*geese for cover*

cows for cover <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Cows? That's udder nonsense.

what is geese then? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Geese are friendly. Everyone likes a friendly goose, now and then, right? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

dont you like a friendly cow then?
a cow gives milk <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Actually...
She doesn't really "give" it...
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />