Talent: Master of Unlocking - Lockpicking takes half the time it used to. (Reference: Resident Evil)
Would be even funnier if you got that from some NPC as reward for doing a quest.
"Thank you for getting that item for me. I appreciate the fact that it must have taken great skill to open the safe it was hidden in. Therefore I would like to give you this special set of lockpicks that you - the master of unlocking - should have."