Probably not. But maybe I worked on some of yours.

Leave it be, man. You obviously fail to grasp the level of creepy frustrated nerdrage you're dealing with here.
/circlejerk
/boy
/American
/muppet
/thread
That said, I'm almost enjoying this masterful display of devastating wit. It's like 10 years of the internetz distilled into one forum topic.
/popcorn
A simple poll would be the answer, guys. Though you-know-who might be the only one to vote for level scaling.
Yep. Hint: it wouldn't be me.
