There there Stabbey, you obviously don't understand the golden rules of game development;

* BETA is the stage everything is bugfree, and you just pile on more and more functions!
* These functions are always working perfect.
* Never EVER does fixing a bug or adding functions create new issues.
* Game goes Gold on the highest point of feature creep.
* Games are capable to be adjusted to suit *everyone*, game developers just don't do it since they're evil.

And a mod should probably split this to it's own humour thread, since we're poluting the bug report thread 0_o